Born in the belly of California, these two characters grew up minutes apart from the middle of nowhere. Somehow they still managed to find themselves immersed in two completely different worlds.
Fate managed to bag the duo 18 years later, allowing them to stitch together a history over cherry Slurpees that have since been replaced with coffee. And whiskey. And champagne.
It wasn't long before they had the urge to skip town.
Slapping a matching spot of ink on their wrists in an effort to avoid a freaky-deaky case of mistaken identity, they set sail for San Diego. Some time later, they made this website.
Glad they colorized those old I Love Lucy episodes so we can finally see how bad everyone's teeth were.
By the year 2025, Banana Runts will finally replace the Cavendish banana in the United States.
There's a solid overlap between race horse names and drag queen names.
I'm, like, the cool chick in my friend group.