Ten Minutes: Coffee

Lines for coffee wouldn't be so long if everyone just ordered coffee. Towering, whipped-creamed, look-at-me lattes don't appear out of thin air. Those caffeinated milkshakes are going to take an extra five minutes to assemble. They're also going to take another five minutes out of the life of whoever drinks them. Now if you excuse me, this rage has turned my cold brew lukewarm.