Ten Minutes: Date Night

Looking for a romantic night out? Get that exclusive table at the same haute restaurant at the same time as everyone else! Don’t force yourself to find a recipe and pretend you're a chef – there’s nothing charming about overcooked chicken. Parking downtown will only cost twenty dollars. Weekend? Okay, thirty. It’s a little bit further down the block but you’ll just be a few minutes late. Oops, the only seat left is in the dark corner by the bathroom. Still fun! Drinks are how much? Whatever! I have to drive home anyways. That’s a bust. Wait, why didn’t we order a pizza?