Ten Minutes: Drink

There are five specific ways to drink your drink. The category you fall into will help us plot your position on a fanciful axis between order and chaos. Take notes. We’ll start with a sip, the most modest approach, which is usually indicative of a subdued, lawful personality. Next is to savor, a method used by free spirits with an appreciation for life. The standard drink is one step further; a quick, fair-minded gulp that teeters on conviction. This is followed by the swig, a display of prowess and perhaps overconfidence – our first sashay into the dark side. Finally, opposite of the sip in this spectrum, we have the chug. An end all that is equally careless and tasteless. Keep this chart handy to unfairly judge all the sipping, savoring, drinking, swigging, and chugging around you.