Ten Minutes: Fast Food

Fast food only tastes good until somebody sees you eating it. That’s when the wave of guilt washes over you like an extra large soda. You know it’s terrible for you, but you do your best to suppress those feelings while you gorge on fried bits of salty fat. As soon as you’re caught, the grease solidifies. Your movement slows and all you can taste is the complete absence of nutritional content. If you’re spotted by someone who truly cares about you, then you also have to deal with the disappointment on their face. They’re probably only jealous because you didn’t get them anything. The promise of meat and cheese for under a dollar is intoxicating. There’s nothing like it. Do it in secret and destroy the evidence.