Ten Minutes: Missing

There’s always something off about the pictures on missing persons posters. Most of the people look miserable and that should be our first clue. If the best photo available was a grainy image of them staring away from the camera with a melancholy expression, I have more questions. They might be better off on their own. Especially if there’s no mention of a reward. Ideally, they can make their way to wilderness and befriend a couple of animal pals. A little feral edge never hurt anyone – Tarzan made it out fine. It’s natural for nature to nurture.