Ten Minutes: Musicals

I hate a musical. Especially if it’s live on stage. I hate it! Theaters full of flatulent senior citizens are an outrage. And the ticket price? I hate it! It’s impossibly high. That much for a seat? But I’m only one guy. I hate it! And what’s with the singing and dancing – how do they all know the words? If this were reality, it’d be absolutely absurd. I hate it! It takes me out of the moment; that’s not how life works. Even the jerks here have choreographed quirks. I hate it! There’s a hundred other things I’d rather do with my time. You’re never going to catch me speaking in rhyme. I hate it!