Ten Minutes: Piepothetical

If an evil genie appears and forces you to eat only one type of food for the rest of your life, choose pie. It’s a loophole so big you’re going to have to jump rope with it to stay fit. At that point you can treat yourself to pot pies, pizzas, mincemeat, and all types of fruits. If you’re lucky, you might even get away with paella. This is going to be great. If the genie demands you to be specific about your pie, go with a tin full of whipped cream and smash it in his mythical face. He’s ruined my hypothetical and your life at that point.