Ten Minutes: Spaceman
Humans are the only intergalactic creature that I know of, man. I’m talking space waste that’s been bubbling in this primordial soup for over a billion years, man. Spit out and evolved to take over, man. We’re the ones that aren’t from here, man. We’re the ones that had to change this planet to adapt, man. Everything else seems to get along just fine without skyscrapers and highways, man. People are afraid of aliens when they are the aliens, man.
I bet there are more of us out there too, man.