Ten Minutes: Voicemail

Why, oh why, would you ever leave me a voicemail? I see that you called. I get that you want to talk. Now, I have to login, check your message, and hear you tell me that same exact thing. If anything, you’ve delayed a return phone call. I might not even be in the mood anymore. Next time, just leave me hanging. A mysterious missed phone call from a friend never goes unreturned.