Ten Minutes: Water
Not to be too bold, but you people aren’t drinking enough water. Soda, sure. You’re all over that and whatever that sparkling stuff is. Bubbles be damned. What’s wrong with the old fashioned flavor? There was a lady I used to work with that had to dump sugar packets into her water just “to make it taste good”, which is equal parts foolish and confusing. I assume her face has scaled-over by now. The fountain of youth is probably just a regular fountain. Maybe.